Ms. Fortūna


My dearest, darling diary of dalliances.


(Source: sadfrick)

dropping-soap:

princess-passion-flower:

scratchingpad:

I need safety goggles

so gentle

HUMAN PET ME AND NOW I PET HUMAN.

If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.

(Source: brownnipplebraggadocio)

(Source: rrabnif)

richard-sp8-jr:

when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison

and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year

(Source: jumpingjaverts)

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

Missing you comes in waves.

Tonight I’m drowning.

Hannah Taylor, “Waves” (via halluzinogen)

chanyerrrrrr:

bestyoutubevideos:

Putting on pants without using hands

this was wild from start to finish

louros:

CORPUS 10 ; mixed media on canvas ; 160x114cm Lou Ros 2012  

louros:

CORPUS 10 ; mixed media on canvas ; 160x114cm 

Lou Ros 2012  

laurencephilomene:

the-coven:

details of luna e los santo’s piece “tapestry”

putting these together for a little zine I’m working on of luna’s work :)